the-pizzaking:

my anaconda can’t even

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

silly-little-dreamer-girl:

TWO THINGS HOW DID HE GET A PET INTO SCHOOL AND HOW DOES HE GET HIS TEACHERS TO AGREE TO DO THESE VINES

sadqueerpunk:

endlesssorcererushiromiya:

sadqueerpunk:

i think it’s so cute when straight people think they’ve never met a queer person. that’s adorable. you’re adorable.

I think it’s cute when people blame straight people for being born.

you’re right!! that’s exactly what i said in my post!!! reading comprehension a+ i’m so proud

semicastrated:

the difference between “ok” and “okay”

image

sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

did-you-kno:

China is building a “car-free” city that will support 80,000 residents who can travel without a vehicle. The project is designed to reduce waste, preserve wildlife, and cut energy use in half. Source

did-you-kno:

China is building a “car-free” city that will support 80,000 residents who can travel without a vehicle. The project is designed to reduce waste, preserve wildlife, and cut energy use in half. Source

davekatswag:

one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s this”

then my dad turned to me without missing a beat and said “that’s your new friend mr. milk.” and we stared at each other and then he asked me if i was high

to this day i still have not lived it down